G (b c b a b c b a)
Verse
G (b c b a b c b a)
Black and white, fuzzy lumpkin so big and fat.
Time to feed, he's not hungry; he won't eat that.
C (e f e d e f e d)
And he just will not pass on his genes.
G
Are we trying to hard? Are we being too mean?
Chorus
(Did you ever think...)
G C
God hates panda bears? (Did you ever think)
God wants them to die? (Did you ever think)
G Am C D
Some creatures weren't meant to survive? (So now please)
G C G
Wipe the tear from your eye.
N.C.
And kill a panda bear.
Verse
Every day dozens of species go extinct.
It's our fault and our problem; so we think.
It's because we destroy their habitat.
How are all the poor creatures supposed to deal with that?
Chorus
(did you ever think)
God hates everything? (Did you ever think)
God wants us to die? (Did you ever think)
No creature is meant to survive? (So now please)
Wipe the tear from your eye
And kill a panda bear.
Bridge
C Am G Em
We've got a divine right to deforestation.
We've gotta cut down these trees before they cut down us
We've gotta spread our ways across this nation.
Global warming's just a plot by the terrorists
Verse
Cold and steel, lonely cyborg the last one left.
Tastes the hot, acrid smoke, but he won't take breath.
Survey's the vast domain that he calls home.
All the bleak, barren wasteland he cares to roam.
Chorus
(He doesn't think)
God hates panda bears. (He doesn't think)
God wants them to die. (He prays that)
Some creatures are meant to survive. (A single)
Tear rolls from his eye.
For the panda bear.